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hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true

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zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

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sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

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absurdthoughtss:

ratchetmessreturns:

Is the need ever that urgent?

classy.

absurdthoughtss:

ratchetmessreturns:

Is the need ever that urgent?

classy.

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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amayakumiko:

elsabeyondarendelle:

as a big sister, I can vouch that this scene is 100% accurate to how sisterly relationships function.

As the mother of two small children I can vouch that this scene is how all kids react to daylight.

(Source: elsasexual, via xingstyx)

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